In the Persian Gulf...President Trump is deploying BOT-BOAT(tm) the remarkable remote controlled boat that can do whatever a fully manned destroyer might accomplish without the threat of life-loss. While the BOT-BOAT(tm) might get obliterated...it would be simply a loss of inventory without the need for body bags, American flags, tears and Taps.
Innovative...inexpensive...capable of being about anywhere at any time...and...quite ready to "rock and roll"...such the power of BOT-BOAT(tm). What attracted Big Don and got him to direct his Pentagon team to deploy BOT-BOAT(tm) was not only similar firepower but also the price tag: 100 BOT-BOATS for the price of one fully-manned destroyer. VIVA TRUMP!