John Legree...T-Mobile's U.S. boss...delivered a special corn chowder to the editorial headquarters of this BLOG.
The fare was wondrous...Legree was great. He told jokes...gave everyone party hats and poppers...and...promised next year he'd bring his world-famous bacon and egg sandwich.
Hearing of this gesture of respect and adoration...President Trump asked if he might attend that occasion next year. VIVA TRUMP!