`As U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren(D.Mass) was leaving the U.S. Senate Building the other day...her bodyguards stepped over a crippled child who had crawled the last 3 miles to her doorstep to demand she give him money.
"I need your money to make my life better," chirped the belly-crawling lad....whose little nose packed with the street grime of socialism.
Hearing such mournful demands...Warren stopped...walked over that pile of rags...and...whispered, "Socialists never use their own money...they spend the funds of others...taken at gun-point and redistributed as the socialist sees fit. I urge you to go on TV and demand big gift government give to you what you wish. But...as for my socialist self...I delight in your predicament and see no reason to assist."