In order to make it appear the Democrats are raising funds on a message of socialist misery and squalor...their donors are flooding the coffers. On the other hand...across town...the Republicans have a message of liberation but can't get it out due to a hostile MASS MEDIA whose support for the Democrats "open and obvious".
To counter this obvious BIAS...Republicans must preach freedom...and...invite everyone to support a new approach: a 21st Century otherwise unhampered market...a place where never can be found an able-bodied pauper...indeed...a place where never can some would-be master with envious mob decree: Our tears...your purse!"
Should the Republicans preach LIBERATION...inviting the audience to join this remarkable march to make salt...their coffers will flood...overflow...and...represent the fiber and soul of freedom-lovers from every corner of this blessed land. VIVA TRUMP!