Wednesday, February 14, 2018
MAD ABOUT YEARBOOK?
A former student of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Broward County, Florida has been arrested for the massacre there today. Early reports from concerned Democrats...including SENATOR BILL NELSON...reveal the shooter's motive was his hatred of capitalism and his support for the welfare state Bill Nelson loves so much. Of course...most Floridians know the motive was bubbling-anger from the incredible realization...perhaps...an epiphany...that he was left out of the yearbook.