Wednesday, September 19, 2018

DOUG JONES: IDIOT AND SOCIALIST

U.S. Senator Doug Jones, (D.Ala) is a devout socialist. How could voters support such an idiot? His idea is to increase taxes...and...smother producers in red tape and tribulation. As one disenchanted Democrat said, "Doug is a freedom-hater...and...he needs to be evicted...and...beaten every time he's observed in the public square...perhaps spat upon...or...groin kicked. He deserves no less."

WHAT DO?

Asked about his ideas to make America great again...President Trump replied,
"What would you have me do? 
Seek patronage from the powerful...and...like creeping vine on tall tree...crawl upward...where I cannot stand alone? NO THANK YOU.
Dedicate my life as others do to the need and want of the unwashed masses? No thank you.
Be a clown in the vile hope of teasing out a smile on some cold stone-like face? No thank you. 
Eat toad for breakfast to please crowd? No thank you. 
Make my knee callous...cultivate supple spine...slither and bend? No thank you. 
Wear out belly groveling in the dust? No thank you. 
Scratch back of gold-rooting swine? No thank you. 
Tickle the envy of Mammon...and...caress the bottom of pit? No thank you. 
Leap into the would-be master's lap...change form...navigate "nasty"...hold heap of lie? No thank you. Palpitate over little insult and struggle to insert my self between then and now. No thank you. Calculating...scheming...afraid to speak out...seek ephemeral introduction...curry favor...desire greater influence? No thank you."

TRUMP'S FLOOD

The TRUMP-HATING MASS MEDIA...incredible as it might seem...has declared the damage inflicted by Hurricane Florence was caused by TEAM-TRUMP. Although preposterous to assert such CAUSATION...nevertheless...such BLAME is afoot. It's amazing to see talking heads accusing TRUMP of killing storm-victims...but...their vicious accusations are out there and quite popular among Trump-hating voters of that storm-afflicted area.

JACK MA RETIRES

Billionaire Jack Ma retired from ALIBABA. His FOOT PRINT that of a TITAN... a GIANT...a wondrous entrepreneur...and...a role model for anyone aspiring to be GREAT. Whatever Jack Ma does...he'll have an army of supporters there to assist. VIVA JACK MA!

YUSAKU MAEZAWA

When Yusaku Maezawa decided to be an astronaut flying a TESLA MOON ROCKET around the moon...he realized his ticket was historical. Inserting some drama...YUSAKU said he wanted to land on the surface...do some exploring for valuable minerals...perhaps...bring back SIGNS OF LIFE.