Monday, December 24, 2012

slap-happy?

Some women are slap-happy. They'll unleash a face-slap with lightning speed...so quickly done...the sound barrier broken...and...a loud slap heard:"SSSLLLLAAAAP!"

There sat Mervin...his significant other standing over him...and...as they were talking...discussing infidelity...he said, "But...baby...it was only a one-night stand." And as he was completing the word "stand"...his significant other took her right hand and delivered a full face slap. The sound:" SSSLLLLAAAAP!"