Monday, December 30, 2013


According to ancient astronaut theorists...incorporeal beings visited this planet and were from somewhere in Orion's Belt. According to these scientists, these critters came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal man. They can leap tall buildings in a single bound...bend steel in their bare hands...change the course of mighty rivers...and...who disguised as mild-mannered Earthlings wage a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way.

Naturally...these same wizard-like researchers are the ones who conjured the man-made global warming myth. They've made so much money off this LIE...they're salivating over the prospect of another bonanza as they gather their colleagues to sign a letter of concurrence proclaiming "star-beings" walk among us.