Two chimps...Hercules and Leo...contacted the ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUP and asked them to file a petition for Writ of Habeas Corpus directing their captors to release them instantly. When Hercules was asked "why" petition for such a WRIT...he poignantly asserted...using "South-African sign-language"...that he and his pal, LEO were tired of being both infected with loathsome diseases and then invited to survive them. They also noted they had been betrayed* by Obama. "We gave him the coordinates for Mullah Omar...the leader of the Taliban...and...in exchange he was to direct our release from captivity. Of course...he lied to us in the same way he lied to Dr. Afridi...and...like Dr. Afridi...w're imprisoned still. So...we did the next best thing...we asked for a Writ of Habeas Corpus."
*Leo interrupted Hercules in the interview when it came to Dr. Afridi and how similar the betrayal scenario. "When Obama said that we didn't need anything in writing that his promise to direct our release was as strong as oak...something made me wonder. But...Hercules brushed it off when I asked Herc if he thought that "strong as oak" stuff reminded him of Jerry McGuire's run-in with that "phrase".