Friday, July 31, 2015

HEY...MURRAY...WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM

Mullah Mansour couldn't be reached for comment on the issue of WHEN did he know Mullah Omar was dead. This question has become quite important since Mullah Omar has been dead since 2009. Indeed...Mullah Mansour was observed leading an army with the blessings of Mullah Omar. If Omar were dead...though...it would mean Mullah Mansour was using a forbidden method of contact: The Ouija Board to interface with that deceased rag head.