Wednesday, July 29, 2015


An unknown substance was discovered at what was claimed to be the site of a UFO landing. Even HARVARD SCIENTISTS could not identify the substance pointing out that its composition was unlike anything ever discovered. As big foot government official denier Timmy Titler admitted, "We can't identify this substance. It's not found on the atomic periodic table. It has so many different aspects that it might very well be some kind of propellant for an interstellar craft of some kind."