Friday, December 29, 2017

BRIDGES BURNED...WELLS POISONED

Kellyanne Conway was asked about the expected Democrat-invasion of 2018...and...what were the chances of the Republicans retaining their majority in both the U.S. House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate. After primping with her IVANKA FACE KIT...Kellyanne replied, "As the Hun-horde approached...instead of bounty...there was only scorched earth and poisoned wells...everything that could be used for shelter...food...or...water...was gone leaving the horde with only what it had brought from home. Sensing the resolve of the inhabitants greater than theirs to overtake and plunder...the Hun-horde turned around and went back from whence they came."