Thursday, December 28, 2017
From DESTRUCTO...the consumer can buy many kinds of kits...each one packed with destruction. If you wish to remove a tree...for example...you get TREE DESTRUCTO. You take that bag of powder...throw in at the base of the target tree...stand back...hose it down...and...within 120 seconds...the tree is gone...a hole found where once stood a 500 foot tall tree with a 50 foot base.

Recently...Homeland Security received a tip that Islamic State liked the idea so much...they are selling their own brand of destruction-kit. The patron receives a bag filled with detonators...50 pounds of C-4 explosive...and...a highlighted Qu'ran...so that the bomber might brush up on his scriptures before he slaughters infidels and apostates in Time Square on 12-31-17. Allahu Akbar!

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