Friday, December 29, 2017
Recently...Kellyanne Conway was asked about the precautions and safety features deployed in and around Time Square. After primping with her IVANKA FACE KIT...she declared, "What was that Islam jihadist laughing about? On a building top...situated beneath camouflage...a rag head sat...guiding a fleet of drones...each carrying 5 pounds of C-4 explosive...enough concussion-blast to kill anyone in a 100 foot radius. Arrayed against this terrorist were 1500 K-9 officers with explosive-sniffing dogs...searching the ground and people for explosives."