Sunday, December 31, 2017
Kellyanne Conway was asked about the 2018 Democrat message of socialism and big grab government. After primping with her IVANKA FACE KIT...she quietly replied, "To catch a monkey in the jungle...the hunter prepares a hollowed out gourd with an opening big enough to permit a monkey's hand to enter and then tethers that gourd to the tree. The hunter then places a BIG PIECE OF FRUIT inside the gourd and departs. After a few days...the hunter returns...and...grabs the monkey whose hand is stuck in that gourd. Unlike the human...the monkey won't release that piece of fruit so the monkey can extricate itself from that predicament."

The cub reporter appeared puzzled and perplexed by the answer. "Are you saying the voters are similar to monkeys. They have grabbed on to socialism...even though that stuff leads to misery and squalor...and...won't let go no matter the tragic end awaiting such choice?'