Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Dr. No?

James Bond was dispatched to find out why military rockets were not succeeding in reaching orbit. Bond discovered Dr. No was using a sophisticated laser system to blast them from the upper atmosphere.

Recently...ELON MUSK admitted the secret-spy satellite...code-named ZUMA...didn't separate from the rocket as planned and probably fell somewhere in the Antarctic...probably near that old NAZI sub-base.

However...MUSK said SAPCEX was not to blame but refused to reveal that the rocket had been struck by a beam of radiation fired from North Korea.