"Oh my god!" exclaimed the leadership of the NAACP when they saw unemployment among blacks at its lowest levels* since President Trump took office. "We must riot...burn tires...break bank windows...and...march day and night singing socialist worker songs. We want them unemployed and dependent...victims of industry...but...Big Don is out-sailing us." Listening to their lament...U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren(D.Mass) injected, "Why not cause trouble at the national football championship game between Georgia and Alabama? It'll have prime time coverage...and...the Trump-hating MASS MEDIA will gladly use their TV cameras to capture the SCRIPTED PROTEST."
*During the tribal socialist era of TEAM OBAMA...Afro-Americans suffered mightily. While socialist statisticians would never publish as much...real numbers demonstrated blacks were in trouble and ignored.