Across America cheers were heard as the unwashed masses were told SCOOTER LIBBY...the poor bastard who was attacked during the BUSH-CHENEY era...was pardoned.
As everyone knows...Scooter was indicted for LYING to some FBI agents...and...besmirched until today as a CONVICTED LIAR. Now...with Big Don's pardon in his pocket...he has received expiation...and...a lucrative contract to write a book about his ordeal.
When Scooter was told that nowadays LYING is not a crime if it's a LIE about TRUMP....Libby replied, "Oh! I...now...sense "why" President Trump decided to eliminate the cruel grip big grab government had on me."