Friday, April 13, 2018

SELLING VRIGIN TOSS?

Bankrupt  morally...and...down to their last dime...a bunch of angry climate scientists sat around pondering "how" to use their positions in various universities and government stations to aggrandize their income...perhaps...propel them to prominence and power...and...delivering finally the pinnacle they deserved.

As they brooded and cogitated...throwing out one bad idea after another...each one of them scrubbed and poked their domes for something...some way to derive income and NEVER fear getting caught in the LIE...never being exposed as charlatan* and losing that gold-egg laying goose.

After a few hours of back-and-forth...one of them stood up...and...declared..."My friends...we'll VIRGIN TOSS."
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*In Hawaii...the climate gurus told the gullible inhabitants to stop volcanic eruption a virgin had to be tossed into that bubbling maw.