Tuesday, August 7, 2018

KANE

"KANE"...a WWC wrestler with passion...decided to be mayor of his town. The freedom-hating MASS MEDIA refused to tell the world that a libertarian...a freedom-lover...had been chosen over the socialist jackal by a majority of voters(66%). With an atomic-elbow scrub...KANE dispatched his opponent by promising to eliminate the hassle and hinder of the 20th Century NANNY STATE and usher in a 21st Century otherwise unhampered market...a place where never can be found an able-bodied pauper.

Hearing the news...TONY BOLERO...a/k/a...HULK HOGAN said he might run for the U.S. Senate and evict the socialists one by one from the ring...in a STEEL CAGE MATCH. WOW!